So, yesterday I went to the post office (if I owe you a package, it went out yesterday).
I walk in, and immediately my phone starts ringing, I had to put all my stuff on the floor (there was a line and I wasn’t close to the counter) and then shut the phone up. I was behind two firemen which is always good, though they seemed a bit young. Two people in front of me was a woman with a long skinny box (maybe a yard x a foot x 2in).
She goes up to the counter, plops it in front of the clerk and wants to mail it. What is it?
A FREAKING MACHINE GUN!!!
The postal woman took a step back (as would I) and said, “uh, is that really what’s in the box.” Cool as a cucumber, like she tries to do this every day, she said “yes.” Postal woman (sounding like she thought the woman was crazy). “Uh, we can’t mail that.”
Cause, you know, you see freaking machine guns in the mail all the time - especially ones not hiding their identity at all. I mean, there was a picture of said machine gun on the box. It wasn’t even wrapped in brown paper or anything.
I think she would have to answer yes to the “is there anything liquid, perishable or POTENTIALLY DANGEROUS.”
Now, I admit I abhor guns in every shape and form. I don’t think anyone should be allowed to have a gun but especially not a FREAKING MACHINE GUN!! In the mail!!!
I wish I was able to find out where in the hell she was trying to send it, but alas I wasn’t able.
I just…who in the hell tries to mail a FREAKING MACHINE GUN?