Forget wars, plagues and famine spreading over the world. Forget the hell like temperatures I’ve been experienceing the past few days.

If nothing else, this is a sign of the Apocalypse.

Hot dogs for people who are too lazy to actually put the hot dog in the bun.

I remained quiet when stores selling already grilled chicken. I eat plenty of premade foods.

But this has gone too far people!

It’s not too hard to put a hot dog in a bun! It’s not! I don’t care if you’re raising 10 kids as a single parent, run a fortune 500 company, and save the whales in your spare time.

You have the time to put a hot dog in a bun!

I just…this is too much for me to take.

I’m not saying people should start slaughtering their own chickens, or make their own bread from scratch, but to be too damn lazy to put a mysterious “meat” product on enriched white bread, well, it makes me want to cry.

Are there products out there that get you up in arms? Make you want to start wearing a bonnet and churning your own butter?

Oh, and before I go, the winners of my weekend contest - Stacy Dawn and Sarah!! Email me your snail mail addies and I’ll get your goodies in the mail ASAP!