…with a meme.
I don’t remember who I stoll this one from, it’s been in my “emergency blog” file for awhile.
Supposedly if you’ve seen more than 75 it means you have no life. I’ll be surprised if i have seen 75, but I still have no life. And remember I’m the one who doesn’t really like movies. There’s an (X) next to the ones I’ve seen (a (v) next to the ones I’ve seen parts of) and my comments are in blue.
Section 0: 6 1/2 (what’s up with section 0?
(X) Rocky Horror Picture Show - Great, now I’m going to have the Time Warp song in my head for days.
(X) Grease - Nope, now the Time Warp has been replaced by Summer Nights
(X) Pirates of the Caribbean - And now we’re on to a Pirates Life for Me!!
( ) Boondock Saints
(v) The Mexican - A “v” is half an X, right? This is the one with Julia Roberts & Brad Pitt, right. I think I’ve seen part of it. Maybe.
( ) Fight Club - I’ve never seen it but I love to tell people the ending.
( ) Starsky and Hutch
(X) Neverending Story - Now I have this song stuck in my head!?!?! But how many people have seen, Neverending Story 2? Raises hand.
(X) Blazing Saddles - Mel Brooks is a freaking genius!!
(X) Airplane - “Shirley you must be joking.” “No, and don’t call me Shirley.”
Section 1: 3
(X) The Princess Bride - I dare anyone to hate this movie.
(X) Young Frankenstein - I said it once, I’ll say it again. Mel Brooks is a freaking genius - and I think this is his best movie.
( ) AnchorMan: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
(X) Napoleon Dynamite - I didn’t get it. But I did know someone who was just like Napoleon in gradeschool.
( ) Saw
( ) White Noise
( ) White Oleander
( ) Anger Management
( ) 50 First Dates
( ) Jason X
Section 2: 4 1/2
(X) Scream - I wasn’t that scared. And I don’t really understand how people died and then came back for the other movies.
(v) Scream 2
(v) Scream 3
( ) Scary Movie
( ) Scary Movie 2
( ) Scary Movie 3
(X) American Pie - Eh.
(v) American Pie 2
( ) American Wedding
(X) Harry Potter - The books were better, obviously but the movies are cute in their own right. I love watching them transition from 1-4 - they’re just little babies in the first movie.
Section 3: 6
(X) Harry Potter 2
(X) Harry Potter 3
(X) Harry Potter 4
(X) Resident Evil I - I don’t like this movie. But my husband thinks it’s fun to watch because I don’t like it. There are actually several movies like this on the list. So i’ve seen it, but not necessarily because I wanted to.
( ) Resident Evil 2
(X) The Wedding Singer - This movie is worth it just for the Billy Idol part at the end. “Get out of the way, Billy Idol.”
( ) Little Black Book
( ) The Village
( ) Donnie Darko
(X) Lilo & Stitch - Certianly not the greatest movie Disney ever made, but it’s gotta be better than Bambi 2. Who in the hell came up with that idea?
Section 4: 1
(X) Finding Nemo - I still like Toy Story A LOT better.
( ) Finding Neverland - It’s in my Netflix queue
( ) 13 Ghosts
( ) Signs
( ) The Grinch Who Stole Christmas
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
( ) White Chicks
( ) Butterfly Effect
( ) Thirteen Going on 30
( ) I, Robot - I heard Will Smith is a hottie in a shower scene.
Section 5: 4
(X) Dodgeball - Absolutely freaking hilarious!! My favorite part is when Lance Armstrong shows up at the aiport. “I had testicular, brain and lung cancer all at the same time. What are you dying from?”
( ) Universal Soldier
(X) A Series Of Unfortunate Events - I haven’t read the books or anything, but it was actually a very cute movie.
( ) Along Came Polly
(X) Deep Impact - One of the 8 disaster movies that came out within a year of one another, right?
( ) KingPin
(v) Never Been Kissed - I think I saw it on an airplane and the sound was all funky so I was mostly lip reading. But it seemed cute.
(v) Meet The Parents - I can’t really take Ben Stiller.
( ) Meet the Fockers
( ) Eight Crazy Nights
Section 6: 4
(X) A Cinderella Story - Would I be weird if I said I used to like Hilary Duff? But then she did some crazy thing to her teeth and now she looks like a donkey.
( ) The Terminal
(X) the Lizzie McGuire Movie - See above. And so what if maybe I have this one on DVD and maybe I might have the Lizzie McGuire Movie soundtrack. You wanna make something of it?
( ) Passport to Paris
(v)Dumb & Dumber - It’s dumb. And dumber.
( ) Dumb & Dumberer
(v) Final Destination - This one is on TV a lot.
(v) Final Destination 2 - Same.
( )Halloween
(v) The Ring - It has been on at several Halloween parties I’ve been to but I was told it was better if I didn’t pay to much attention to it.
Section 7: 3
( ) The Ring 2
(X) Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle - I thought this was freaking hilarious. I mean it’s got Doogie Howser in it!!!
(X) Practical magic - I didn’t like it.
(X) Chicago - Eh.
( ) Ghost Ship
( ) From Hell
( ) Hellboy
( ) Secret Window
( ) I Am Sam
( ) The Whole Nine Yards
Section 8: 3
(X) The Day After Tomorrow - The day after SUCKING. I mean it’s fine if you don’t beleive in, you know, science.
( ) Child’s Play
( ) Bride of Chucky
(X) Ten Things I Hate About You - One of my top 3 favorite movies. EVER.
( ) Just Married
( ) Gothika
( ) Nightmare on Elm Street
(X) Sixteen Candles - Jake Ryan. Yummy. How many girls wanted to walk out and see Jake Ryan waiting for them on their 16th birthdays?
( ) Coach Carter
( ) Bad Boys
section 9: 4
( ) Bad Boys 2
( ) Joy Ride
(v) se7en - Another movie that I haven’t seen entirely, but I like to give away the ending. I suck, don’t I?
(X) Ocean’s eleven - Eh.
(X) Ocean’s Twelve - I think they were fine with just one of them.
( ) Identity
( ) Lone Star
(X) Bedazzled - I love Brendan Frasier. My favorite part is when he turns into a Spanish Speaking Drug Lord.
(v)Predator I - This is the one with Jessie Ventura, right?
( ) Predator II
Section 10: 3
(X) Independence Day - Yay! Another disaster movie.
( ) Cujo
( ) A Bronx Tale
( ) Darkness Falls
( ) Christine
(X) ET - I decided in middle school when they made us watch it that I’d never ever watch it again. And I haven’t.
( ) Children of the Corn
( ) My Boss’ daughter
(X) Maid in Manhattan - I don’t really like JLo.
( ) Frailty
Section 11: 5
( ) Best Bet
(X) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days - Even Matthew McC-however-you-spell-his-name couldn’t make this one any better.
(X) She’s All That - This one is probably another one in my top 10 definately! “It’s like Pretty Woman except without that whole hooker thing.”
( ) Calendar Girls
( ) Sideways
(v) Mars Attacks - It’s on TV quite a bit.
( ) Event Horizon
(v) Ever After - It seems like I should like it but it bores me so I’ve never seen the whole thing.
(X) Forrest Gump - It was fine the first thousand times I saw it but I’m okay with never seeing it again.
(X) Big Trouble in Little China - Doesn’t this have Kurt Russell in it or am I thinking of something else? I think it’s funny.
Section 12: 3 1/2
(X) X-Men - Pretty good for not being a comic person. But I ask the hubster lots of questions and he gets mad.
(X) X-2 - See above about lots of questions.
( ) Jeepers Creepers
( ) Jeepers Creepers 2
( ) Catch Me If You Can
( ) The Others
( ) Freaky Friday
(v) Reign of Fire - This is the one with the dragons, right? That’s all I remember but I’m pretty sure I’ve seen it.
( ) Cruel Intentions
( ) The Hot Chick
Section 13: 3
( ) Swimfan
( ) Miracle
( ) Old School
( ) The Notebook
( ) K-Pax
(X) Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
(X) Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
( ) Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King - I couldn’t do another 7 hours in the theater.
(X) Walk to Remember - THIS MOVIE BLOWS!!! Romance my ass. Don’t even get me started with all the things wrong with this pile of crap move. And they’ve been showing it on TV lately. Ever time the hubster flips past he gets to hear my tirade.
( ) Boogeyman
Section 14: 7
( ) Hitch
(X) The Fifth Element - I don’t get it. And the hubster likes to watch it. A lot. Annoys the hell outta me.
(X) Star Wars Episode I The Phantom Menace
(X) Star Wars Episode II Attack of The Clones
( ) Star Wars Episode III Revenge of The Sith - Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times? I think not.
(X)Star Wars Episode IV A New Hope - OK, if you like insest. George Lucas had them all planned my ass. “Uncle Owen.
(X) Star Wars Episode V The Empire Strikes Back - “I love you.” “I know.” Indiana Jones kicks ass in this movie.
(X) Star Wars Episode VI Return of The Jedi - Squeee!! Ewoks!! AKA How to get a little girl to like Science Fiction - put Teddy Bears in it!! (To be fair, I was like 5 at the time)
(X) Troop Beverly Hills - My sister had an obsession with this movie when she was little. So I’ve seen it (many times) but not by my choice.
( ) Swimming with Sharks
Section 15: 2
(X) Empire Records - I totally wanted to work here.
( ) SLC Punk
( ) Meet Joe Black
( ) Nightmare Before Christmas
(X) The Silence of the Lambs - “Hello Clarice.” And then she says his name like it has no vowels. “Dctr Lctr.”
( ) Sleepy Hollow
( ) I Heart Huckabees
( ) 24 Hour Party People
( ) Blood In Blood Out
( ) The Virgin Suicides
( ) Battle Royale
So my grand total is….drum roll…62 1/2. Yay!! According to this I have a life.