It should be illegal to wake up with both a headache and a back ache. Especially on a Friday.

I think I may take the day off - but that makes it sound like I actually got something accomplished this week. And aside from the miriad of chats, I really didn’t do much writing wise?

But what did I do?

Well, I got 500 pens in the mail yesterday! Now, will someone please tell me what in the hell I’m going to do with 500 pens?

They’re cool though, Silver barrel with a red cap and red ink. The writing is black so it kind of matches my website and it doesn’t look like every other pen out there (I hope). And the writing on the barrel is nice and big so everyone will know it’s EMMA SINCLAIR’s pen.

Now I just have to, you know, give them to people. I don’t leave the house, who in the hell am I supposed to give them to? The Neil Young lookalike and Cletus the slack jawed yokel who came to fix the dyer vent yesterday?