OK, Kate tagged me a few days ago and I’m now just getting to it…

Three screen names that you’ve had: Emma S, emily, writerem
Three things you like about yourself: I’m a good cook (when I do it), I’m a good photographer, my feet (what? I think they’re cute)
Three things you don’t like about yourself: I don’t understand organization, I’m too damn nice, I’m a master at procrastination
Three parts of your heritage: You name it, I’ve probably got some of it in me (or how about White, Anglo-Saxon and Protestant?)
Three things that scare you: Anything that moves faster than me, butterflies, people touching me in crowds
Three of your everyday essentials: my laptop, jammies, cereal
Three things you are wearing right now: Animal (from the muppets) pajama pants that could fit 3 more people, a t-shirt my dad brought me from Costa Maya, Mexico and Tinkerbell slippers
Three of your favorite songs: Honky Tonk Woman by the Rolling Stones, Sympathy for the Devil by the Rolling Stones. Copacabana (I hope you all have this song in your head now like I do).
Three things you want in a relationship: someone to help me with these questions (got that!), someone who does the dishes (got that too!) and fun
Two truths and a lie: I’ve been to Alaksa, Hawaii and North Dakota
Three things you can’t live without: An internet connection, soap and water
Three places you want to go on vacation: Bora Bora, Egypt and Borneo (to see the orangutans)
Three things you just can’t do: curl my tongue (but I can curl half), touch my tongue to my nose (you’re all trying aren’t you?) and move quickly.
Three kids names: Uh, just random kids or someday my theoretical children? I don’t understand the question.
Three things you want to do before you die: be on a bestseller list, take those vacations mentioned above, and visit all 7 continents (ok, i’ll settle for six)
Three celeb crushes: Brendan Frasier (in the Mummy), Heath Ledger (in 10 things I hate about you) and Tim McGraw (in the Live Like you were Dying video)
Three of your favorite musicians: Keith Richards, Garth Brooks and Mick Jagger
Three physical things about the opposite sex that appeal to you: nice tush, sense of humor (they get mine) and intelligence
Three of your favorite hobbies: reading, writing, and educational television
Three things you really want to do badly right now: finish this meme, go shopping and eat more thin mints
Three careers you’re considering/you’ve considered: Author, Pastry Chef, International Woman of Mystery
Three ways that you are stereotypically a boy: I love James Bond movies, I throw my clothes on the floor and I’m messy
Three ways that you are stereotypically a girl: I like to shop, I cry when I watch An Affair to Remember, and I usually have painted toenails.

Lots of people have already been tagged or done this so I tag…Kendra, Tess and Danica (if you haven’t already done this because I can’t check ’cause my internet connection doesn’t stay on long enough).